Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year

2012 is upon us and I would like to wish those who have been reading my blog a happy New Year.

We have many hurdles to jump this year and we have many politicians to bring to book.
There is the outstanding issues with the judicial services and many war mongers to put behind bars.

For those who make New Years resolutions I would like you to add:
NONE COMPLIANCE to your list.

Namaste and make this one count.


Wednesday, December 28, 2011

spend your time rationally?

Like most I am apparently having erection problems, my wife, daughter and son apparently suffer the same problem.
Something I did not know, but I have for some time been receiving e-mails that refer to my inability to pump blood into my 'rather large' member in the under-pant department.
I wonder HOW these people know that we have this problem?

Thankfully, can report that 'I' do not, cannot and will not vouch for my wife and children.

However, apparently, Viagra is not just for the pant department, see quote below.

"With Generic Viagra you can always spend your time rationally."

This is in a recent e-mail I received.
The mind boggles.

Pop a tablet and go down town, this is obviously what is meant by 'spending my time rationally'.
I wonder if they have ever thought that people pop a tablet and do something else, 'VIAGRA' I wonder what the RATIONAL thing to do after taking a tablet of this type is.

I am so popular though I also get an inordinate amount of offers from young women, who insist I meet them again, or for the first time. They have said in the past that I come highly recommended. I must be popular abroad, it seems all these young voluptuous women talk about is Rev phil; The power of prayer 'DOES' work.

Under 'NO' circumstances are you to comment on this article and attempt to burst my bubble.
Get your own circle of desperate admirers.

Namaste, rev;