spend your time rationally?

Like most I am apparently having erection problems, my wife, daughter and son apparently suffer the same problem.
Something I did not know, but I have for some time been receiving e-mails that refer to my inability to pump blood into my 'rather large' member in the under-pant department.
I wonder HOW these people know that we have this problem?

Thankfully, can report that 'I' do not, cannot and will not vouch for my wife and children.

However, apparently, Viagra is not just for the pant department, see quote below.

"With Generic Viagra you can always spend your time rationally."

This is in a recent e-mail I received.
The mind boggles.


Pop a tablet and go down town, this is obviously what is meant by 'spending my time rationally'.
I wonder if they have ever thought that people pop a tablet and do something else, 'VIAGRA' I wonder what the RATIONAL thing to do after taking a tablet of this type is.


I am so popular though I also get an inordinate amount of offers from young women, who insist I meet them again, or for the first time. They have said in the past that I come highly recommended. I must be popular abroad, it seems all these young voluptuous women talk about is Rev phil; The power of prayer 'DOES' work.


Under 'NO' circumstances are you to comment on this article and attempt to burst my bubble.
Get your own circle of desperate admirers.


Namaste, rev;

ANONYMOUS - 5th November, 2011, at 6pm

ANONYMOUS has been exposing corrupt and dubious organisations, groups and individuals for a while. However, there are those who still continue to act in unlawful and harmful ways towards the people, whether they be in the UK or around the world. The British Government is no exception!

On the evening of the 5th November, 2011, at 6pm, ANONYMOUS is calling for its supporters and thousands of others who adhere to peace, freedom an...d 'real' justice to converge outside the Houses of Parliament, in a peaceful gathering - for all the world to see - to let the Government know the error of its ways and demand appropriate action is taken by them to rectify their corrupt and perverted ways. There will be Leafleting, Speeches, Sharing facts & figures, "Free-Hugs", all in a peaceful manner (yet remaining non-compliant with any and all unlawful legislation) that is the ANONYMOUS way.

David Cameron, PM, recently stated that he and his Government are considering outlawing the wearing of ‘face-coverings’ and make it a criminal offence if worn during 'public gatherings'. ANONYMOUS begs to differ! ANONYMOUS does not consent to this unlawful 'ACT' against the people! ANONYMOUS asks the British Prime Minister to reconsider this knee-jerk reaction to recent criminal events on the streets across the UK.

In light of this fact, ANONYMOUS would warmly welcome members of any and all faiths and cultures, especially women, who wear garments that cover their faces, either partially or completely. ANONYMOUS reminds the people that (if we are to believe the official version of events) the war-on-terror was (allegedly) carried out by terrorists, ALL of whom had their faces on show at all times during the attacks on 9/11 and 7/7! Indeed, if we are to believe the official version of events, they even carried ID cards! ANONYMOUS also reminds the people that the Police wear face-coverings during public gatherings.

A message from ANONYMOUS to the Government:
This gathering is planned and is intended to be a totally peaceful event, 100% lawful and in full compliance with COMMON LAW at all times. ANONYMOUS assures the Government that it does not intend there being violence whatsoever at any time! ANONYMOUS does not condone violence AT ALL (it never has) and will not tolerate it, either from within its own numbers… or by the Police! Those claiming to be members of ANONYMOUS, but who act in a violent or provocative way towards others, cannot consider themselves to be a part of ANONYMOUS and will be handed over to the Police if they become violent. British Government, you appear to be rather concerned at the moment about the growing number of empowered British people. This has only been achieved through the open and honest education of people by free-thinking members of society with facts rather than corporate, state-sponsored, spin! This is a very good thing, as the people should not be afraid of their Governments, Governments should be afraid of their people. So, naturally, ANONYMOUS expects that there will be the usual ‘under-cover’ Government agents and ‘agent-provocateurs’ mingling amongst us, attempting to undermine this peaceful gathering and, in doing so, help to ultimately assist you - the Government - in being able to justify the implementation of Martial Law and yet further erosion of our basic Common Law and Divine rights... ANONYMOUS knows the score! However, ANONYMOUS will no longer tolerate the oppression of people by the very Governments who are put in place to support and protect the people.

A message from ANONYMOUS to the British Police:
Bearing in mind that you are sworn to uphold COMMON LAW, you are most welcome to facilitate this gathering by all of the peaceful means at your disposal. Indeed, ANONYMOUS extends a warm, welcome to you all in the hope that you may even join with us on the night and learn what is really going, things which your Government and your corporate mainstream media refuse to tell you about! However, we also ask that you, the Police, keep your oaths very clearly in mind and do not cross the line and become violent.

The 5th November 2011 is crunch time! After this date, ANONYMOUS will expect better from their, so called, ‘leaders’. ANONYMOUS is world-wide. ANONYMOUS has no leaders and there is no central organisation or individual running this 'idea'. Our numbers are so great now, that they cannot be counted! We are, quite simply, UNSTOPPABLE.

ANONYMOUS:
United as ONE
Divided by ZERO
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
EXPECT US!!!

ANONYMOUS

Good evening, London.

Allow me first to apologize for this interruption.

I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquillity of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat.

There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression.

And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission.

How did this happen?

Who's to blame?

Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten.

More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked.

But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot